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this is the list from my server…I can’t beleive Rubber Johnny beats me by close to 30%. At least we finish ahead of Chris Anal….

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2 3.92% scary babies
3 1.63% fukn us
4 1.63% chris byrd
5 1.63% george bush fishing
6 1.31% borbor bele
7 1.31% terrence daniel lee
8 0.98% bernest
9 0.98% free printings of 2006 cute baby picture calendars
10 0.98% naked women
11 0.65% 60% of what you say is crap
12 0.65% bellingham
13 0.65% burning man photo gallery
14 0.65% burningman 2005
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17 0.65% chris anal
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19 0.65% free follow sex film video
20 0.65% george bush and his dad

Hey….We love doing this…I mean, we would do this even if we were the only fukn people to look at the site…but the fact is, I have a hit counter and it shows that there are a fukn lot of fukn people coming here everyday, checking us out, reading our stories, downloading fukn podcasts, listening to fukn music, and looking at the fukn pictures….

SO…WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET MORE OF YOU TO MAKE COMMENTS; SEND US COOL LINKS, STORIES, AND PICS; AND GET FUKN INVOLVED????

Okay, I’m through yelling now…seriously, this shit is fun. I love it. It would be more fun though, if you fuckers got involved…

tell us what you hate

send us your art, music, websites, pictures, stories…. (I mean, we are honest reviewers and will tell you if we think it sucks….or if we love it)

make some fucking comments on what we post (you don’t even have to register to do it, try it.)

something….please…or not…either way, we will keep going…we don’t really care about you at all…not even a little….okay…maybe a tiny little bitty bit….

and by the way…tell your friends and coworkers about Incredible Fukn.us

Thanks you fukn fukrs….

I am pleased and honored to present the latest submissions from the readers of Fukn.us

You are a creative bunch of Fukrs and I tip my hat to all of you.

Jack Collins has completely wowed myself and Mink Hippie with his photography. Here is what MH has to say about it…I’m really pretty impressed with these photos. Some photos (speaking generally, not about this work) seem to merely document or catalog their subject, while great photos can show you the subject through someone else’s eyes. Diane Arbus could do this – when she photographed conventionally pretty subjects, they often seemed grotesque and,conversely, conventionally ugly subjects became touching or beautiful.Some of Collins’ images have this quality of personal vision.

Collins is developing a gimlet eye for the worthwhile image that
surpasses documentation. His landscapes and cityscapes recall Edward
Hopper (whose reputation suffers from the overexposure of “Nighthawks”
but whose work is heartbreakingly stark and poignant and arresting).
Some of my favorite images on Collins’ site are Under the Boardwalk,
Lucky Seven, Weighting, and Closed. I like his shots of backs – backs
can be very expressive. There’s a great Dorothea Lange photo of a
farmer’s back in a white shirt that I could stare at for ages. (In one
of Collins’ photos, a flier displayed on a dining table features a
Dorothea Lange photo.)

Great stuff. I expect him to be very successful. The website design is
sharp, too.

The Town that Forgot to Breath is the latest from Kenneth J. Harvey . Reviewers have been giving it stellar reviews. Here is a sampling….

“Comparisons with Stephen King’s commercial power and Annie Proulx’s literary warmth are apt but glib. Harvey is an author whose storytelling prowess can speak for itself.”– Publisher’s Weekly

“An eerie and gripping story, the work of an extravagantly haunted
imagination.”
– J.M. Coetzee, Nobel Prize winning author of Disgrace

“Both a contemporary and an historical novel, The Town that Forgot How
to Breathe is a tour de force! It speaks of the sea: of those who are
upon it, beside it, beneath it. Kenneth J. Harvey, a writer like no
other, is as knowledgeable as he is adventurous. A very exceptional
novel, extraordinary in its power.”
– Alistair MacLeod, author of No Great Mischief

“A novel of dazzling ambition and strange, haunting loveliness.
Grippingly entertaining and bursting with life, it is an absolute
triumph of the storyteller’s art. Many books are hyped as
‘unputdownable’.
This one really is.”
– Joseph O’Connor, author of Star of the Sea

Sulliman Sattori and his band ASD are bringing some great middle eastern vibes to funk and hiphop at Art Revolutionaries. I dig the sound. Might need to be fine tuned, but maybe I need to be fine tuned. In fact, I definitely do.

The base and drum duo Swims is sending me a demo cd, I will hold off on reviewing them until then, but what do you think?

Triston Brewer is an American artist living in Berlin that is into so many different mediums it is hard to keep track..but check out the art

Alisha is an artist here in Hawaii that obviously enjoys living a life of wonder and ease. Check out her photographs and art here.

I’ve just had an inspiration…I’ll post the links and you guys can review it…Me, Mink Hippie, and Bernest can also post our reviews as comments….hmmm…

Erica has put together an online forum for Manhattanites (???) at The Manhattan Project Actually it looks like it is for anyone at all…

Actually, I love Maria Gatti’s cave paintings…

Okay…you guys amaze and amuse and humble me (and that ain’t so easy to do….) Keep sending us your links and we’ll keep putting them up and letting you know what we think of em…

A few readers have recently asked me if I screen or select or edit what any of the writers here at Incredible Fukn.us post. The answer is no. All of the bloggers here have total editorial control for their own posts. I have also given that to David with regards to his letters from Iraq. As David pointed out, he and I have some different views about things, but I think it is important to foster expression and discussion. There is no way to do that if I am only letting people post things that I agree with. Me being a fascist about what is posted here isn’t any fun for anyone. That being said, I am in the drivers seat. It is a position of some small power and responsibility. I recognize that me bashing my points doesn’t do anything to make Incredible Fukn.us more interesting, so when I have an issue with something Bernest, The Rev, Mink, or Bambi posts, I engage in conversation with them off the site. I also encourage them to post whatever they want, even if it doesn’t fit with what I believe.

So in general readers, what you read here written by me, is what I believe. David’s letters from Iraq are what he is going through, seeing, and doing. And posts from Mink, Bernest, Bambi, or The Rev reflect their views. Same thing goes for comments.  Keep em coming!

Chairman of the Fukn Bored