Funny Spam E-Mail

Checking my e-mail each day, I get tons of spam e-mails, which normally wind up in the Bulk section. But, this one slipped through and was in my regular Inbox, so I felt that it was worthy enough to at least read. This one wasn’t one of those classic stupid spam e-mails that offer you Viagra for cheap. Aha, no. This was one of the “I’ve got 20 gazillion dollars and I want to give it to YOU” ones. I get the ones from the prince of some country in Africa, but this one I’ve never read before. It’s pretty well written.

Tittled: Beloved, Reply ASAP.

From: Lady Rebecca Thatcher.

No:36 Old Shrewberry Street,

London England.

Here writes Lady Rebecca Thatcher, suffering from cancerous
ailment. I used to be married to Sir Jeremy Thatcher an
Englishman who is dead. My husband was into private practice
all his life before his death. Our life together as man and
wife lasted for three decades without children. My husband
died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow
to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals
as he had passion for persons who can not help themselves due
to physical disability or financial predicament.I can adduce
this to the fact that he needed a Child from the marriage,
which never came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Twenty
Million Pounds (20,000,000.00 Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling)
which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital
market with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with
the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to
live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from.

Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to
the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen me, I have
decided to donate this fund to you and want you to use this gift which
comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers,
orphans, destitute, the down-trodden, physically challenged children,
barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped
financially.

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit
this money and my husbands relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy
persons and I do not want my husbands hard earned money to be misused
or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want this money to be
misused hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid
of death hence I know where I am going. I do not need any telephone
communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because
of the presence of my husbands relatives around me. I do not want them
to know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
bank in UK. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will
empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness
is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please assure me that
you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon.

You can contact me through my personal email address at:
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Lady Rebecca Thatcher.

I hope this gave you a good chuckle if you haven’t read it before. Have a great weekend!