Technically, the world won’t end. Just the world you thought you lived in. The society of human beings is due for a major shift in November. Wars? Rumours of wars? Floods? Famines? Pestilence? Watch as the swine flu rears up like a phoenix and acts as a scourge across Europe and North America in the coming months.
So, the moral is, enjoy this time while you have it.
It would be sad if it wasn’t so well deserved. As it is, that just makes it more than satisfying.
Scourgetastic! But I hear the pork plague, the bacon fever, the porcine antiprophylaxis, the ham holocaust, etc etc isn’t going to be all that bad. Isn’t it just a flu that’s more contagious? In any case and just in case I sort of want to go out and catch it ASAP while there’s still some room in the hospital. That and once I’m over it I can help out if it gets that bad because I shouldn’t be able to catch it again.
Also, there’s this:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSCam5IG-yA
Very interesting my friend…..I think I’ve already suffered through a case. We’ll see.
Yikes! I heard if you rub a porkchop on your feet and put bacon (canadian peameal bacon, sorry) in your shoes it’ll keep ya safe.