Category Archives: Financial News

Is this a depression?

The Nasdaq just reached a multi year high, so my answer is ‘who cares?’. me and all my buddies have made more money during this depression, recession, crisis, than during any other time of our lives…sure, the data is grim … Continue reading

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JP Morgan and other big banks now bigger than ever

I find this to be very good news. Thank you America! – Jaypee Morgan. When the credit crisis struck last year, federal regulators pumped tens of billions of dollars into the nation’s leading financial institutions because the banks were so … Continue reading

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JP Morgan now largest U.S. Publisher

The kids in the pr department just brought me this. Thought I would pass it on to the rest of you. I’m going to have to give that Dimon a raise. Jamie, come on out on the superyacht this weekend. … Continue reading

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Don't Worry, Nothing Has Been Swept Under Rug

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This Is Great News

Productivity can be boosted. Fire as many employees as it takes. Continue reading

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Unemployment is actually around 78% in the U.S.

We are happy about the new statistics that show that unemployment has dropped to 9.6%. In fact we hired back .4% of the analayst we fired last week, but only the lower portion, which may have been a mistake since … Continue reading

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Clunkers program killing U.S. auto industry

There is something slightly disturbing about the fact that the much touted ‘cash for clunkers’ program buys perfectly god cars and then, through the terms of the program, destroys them. The cars are not donated to those with worse cars, … Continue reading

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