Category Archives: Free Advice

Why Gamble with the stock market? Gambling in a Casino is more fun!

Our advice to you is to stay away from stocks, bonds, annuities, and even gold. Instead, we think you are more likely to double your paycheck by paying a visit to a casino. Or, if you don’t have access to … Continue reading

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I love my Lasik!

Just can’t stop enjoying the Lasik surgery I recently got at the Stahl Eye Center Garden City NY. Really this kind of surgery makes all the difference when you want to make a good decision it helps to be able … Continue reading

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Casinos are just for the slot games!

There isn’t much better than putting money into a machine and watching more money come out. You can play the dollar, five dollar, quarter, or penny slots and since most casinos have non mechanical machines now, you can do just … Continue reading

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Jaypee Can See Again

Now this may not qualify as bad financial advice but these old eyes can see the front page of the Wall Street Journal again with no glasses. Yah-hoo! I had NearVision CK done in a doctor’s office in about 20 … Continue reading

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Billion Dollar Bungle Coming Up

November will be a month of pure hell and torment for most people with swine flu, ‘unexpected’ company and bank failures (hello citigroup) and no shortage of other ‘surprises’. I’ll be in the Bahamas. -Jaypee The biggest decision of the … Continue reading

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Monday message from JayPee

Well, it’s the start of a new week and we are telling our clients to buy, buy, buy and to hold, hold, hold. The reason for this is that it looks like another meltdown is getting ready to begin. There’s … Continue reading

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Asshole billionaires and sniveling sycophants

We are busy losing money for our clients (and making money for ourselves while we do it) but in the meantime, we provide this excellent article from Salon.comfor your reading enjoyment: By Heather Havrilesky Aug. 02, 2009 | Money makes … Continue reading

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