We would like to be able to review everything free of charge but since we can’t, we are happy to review everything for the same prices. If you want us to review your website we charge you $35 for a 400 word review. If you want us to review your book it’s $35 for a 400 word review. If you want us to review your lifestyle, it’s $35 for a 400 word review.

Are you seeing a theme here?

We will review anything with a 400 word review for $35. If you want a longer review we charge $10 per 100 words up to 1000 words. After that we charge only $7.50 per 100 words up to 2000. If you want more than 2000 words (base cost $170 for 2000 words) we drop the price down to $5 per word. So for example, a 10,000 word review would cost you $570. But we ask you this, who the hell wants a 10k word review?
We think a 400 word review can say just about everything that needs to be said, so why don’t you start with that.

Buy a review right now and email us at reviews@fukn.us with what it is that you want reviewed.