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If this is a recovery, I'd hate to see a rebound

WASHINGTON – The economy is rebounding from its deepest slump since the 1930s, but it probably won’t seem that way when the government releases its monthly employment report on Friday. Employers aren’t expected to start adding jobs for several more … Continue reading

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Yes! More Stimulus on the way!

Americans choose every day to give away more of their country and future to corporations like mine. With each new stimulus, more of America becomes mine. Than you America! You are the best serfs in the world! You accept little … Continue reading

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Dollar is going to plummet in November

My Chinese buddies at JP Wang Bank tell me that the dollar is going to go into the mud in November. I could care less, all my money is in foreign reserves. ~Jaypee You can take your waves, percentages, algorithms, … Continue reading

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JP Morgan and other big banks now bigger than ever

I find this to be very good news. Thank you America! – Jaypee Morgan. When the credit crisis struck last year, federal regulators pumped tens of billions of dollars into the nation’s leading financial institutions because the banks were so … Continue reading

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JP Morgan now largest U.S. Publisher

The kids in the pr department just brought me this. Thought I would pass it on to the rest of you. I’m going to have to give that Dimon a raise. Jamie, come on out on the superyacht this weekend. … Continue reading

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The Jaypee Morgan Story

At J.P. Morgan, we have not been helping our clients to do first-class business for more than 200 years. Throughout that period, we have really done nothing at all – we have not provided committed, innovative and consistent advice and … Continue reading

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